Welcome to the homliest home page on the Web



If you thought it was bad before...look at it now!




You may not want to view this page if you are: lactose intolerant, over the age of 134, a member of the Communist party, married to a person named Minerva, unable to tell the difference between Pat Sajak and Vanna White, using Netscape, easily offended by scrolling marquees, a stick in the mud, hiding Jimma Hoffa in your piano, tempted to eat marshmallows with your toes, an employee of the Emergency Broadcast System, or eager to get on with your life.


This page has no dress code.
But it would be really creepy if you were naked and alone right now.





The possibilty of this page winning any Web Page of the Year honours are as likely as
the Buffalo Bills or Denver Broncos ever winning a Super Bowl.


I could go on to explain that this site and all of its offspring are under construction to justify their inadequacies.
But I'm above that sort of behaviour.




Since you made it this far down the page, you might as well stay for a bit.

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I'll keep busy trying to improve this page.